America's #1 Tupperware sales lady dishes with her B.F.F.

Dixie Longate in Dixie’s Tupperware Party playing now through August 21 in the Garner Galleria at 14th & Curtis in downtown Denver. Photo: Bradford Rogne
Gloria Jean: Can you tell our readers how we became best friends?
Dixie Longate: Well, as some of the readers may or may not know, drinking leads to friendships. Sometimes good ones, sometimes life long ones, but always to memorable ones. As you may recall, we met at a bar about 2 weeks after I had gotten out of prison. You and me started playing pool, then darts, then quarters, and then we just got tired of all of the athletics and started drinking. We realized we had some enemies in common and that led to a night of stories and shots. Sometimes the stories were better than the shots, but about midway through the night, I couldn’t remember the stories, but I do remember just laughing my ass off with you. Being smart, neither one of us drove that night, so we ended up stumbling back to our trailers through the woods and realized that we lived only about a quarter of a mile away or so. The next morning, when you came over to borrow a cup of screws and a fan belt, I knew we would be friends for life.
GJ: Just between us, and all those people reading this, what is your biggest secret?
DL: I actually don’t have that many secrets that can’t be discovered by just going to some of the law enforcement websites and looking up my booking numbers. I don’t tend to call them secrets. I just call them “things you haven’t found out about me yet.” I’m a pretty open book. I’d rather there be no surprises, you know. I have been to prison a few times. I have 3 kids that I know about. I am happily single. I work hard being a Tupperware lady and even harder being a good friend to people. I really enjoy traveling around, which I am allowed to do without the ankle bracelet now. In general, I find that keeping secrets prevents me from fully enjoying things. My life ain’t spotless, but then again, I don’t think I would have become the gal I am today without some of them spots.
GJ: What happened to Mr. Longate (or was there a Mr. Longate)?
DL: Longate is my maiden name. I took my first husband’s name, then changed it back when he died. I took my second husband’s name, then again, had to go to the post office and get everything readdressed after he disappeared. By my third husband, I just got tired of filling out all of the forms, so I just kept Longate. I don’t know my daddy, but I proudly keep the name. And I think if I was ever to be dumb enough to get married again, I would still keep Longate. And I definitely don’t want to do one of them hyphenate names, you know, like Dixie Longate-Jacobson or something. The women that have those names all tend to be lawyers or moody. And I don’t want to become either one of those things.
GJ: Where are your children these days and what are they up to?
DL: Wynona is working at the Hooters. She is doing real well. She ends up staying late all the time working with the manager so that is a good thing I think. I am hoping that she can get bigger and bigger in the company. I am trying to get her to score me one of those bright orange t-shirts that they wear. I think they look amazing.
Dwayne is doing well. He is so creative and active all the time and as long as he keeps out of trouble, I guess the fact that there is construction paper, glitter, markers, glue, and a mini-chemistry set from Christmas in his room, is better than the alternative. I’d rather have to scrape glue off of the wood paneling in his bedroom than have to pick him up from jail because he was joy riding.
Absorbine Jr is just an angel. 3 years old and starting to crawl around like crazy. He is always into things so I’ve had to put them baby locks on everything, which is a pain because those are real hard to open when you drink. I’m constantly locking myself out of stuff. The funny thing is, he doesn’t seem to be challenged by them at all. I guess I should change strategies.
GJ: You have mighty shapely legs. How do you stay so fit?
DL: I definitely try to take care of myself. I find the two best things are sex and running, usually in that order. Sex tends to make the pounds just fall away. I mean look at all of those people in “adult entertainment.” There is a reason they are so fit. It burns a lot of calories when you are hanging from the ceiling fan over the bed and your man friend is bouncing on the trampoline and you are ready to meet in the middle. It’s sweaty, fun, and definitely keeps you fit. Also, when I am running, from the law, for the bus, at a storefront with a big “sale” sign in the window, that just keeps me in top shape. That would be my exercise program if I ever put out one of those videos like Jane Fonda did. It would all be about running and sex. And sex while running; WOW! There couldn’t be a better cardio-burn.
GL: What is that extraordinary hair color called and where can I get it?
DL: People ask me all the time if I color my hair. I don’t. It’s natural. It’s what God gave me. And yes, the carpet does match the drapes. I know cause I was “vacuuming the carpet” this morning. I’m a red head through and through.
GL: Have you ever won that diamond necklace for the highest Tupperware sales in North America? If not, how can a girl help?
DL: Well, I have been in the Top 10 in Personal Sales every year at the Jubilee except for the first year that I went. I was so inspired at my first Jubilee seeing all of these amazing women get up on stage and be recognized for their accomplishments that I got super-motivated to do the same. I had never had anyone cheering for me where they weren’t tipping me in dollar bills, so I decided I was going to go for it and see how many Tupperware parties I could do and how for I could get up in the rankings at the Jubilee. I actually eventually got to #1 in the US, which was a really proud moment for me. Being on stage at the Jubilee with everyone cheering was something I wish everyone could experience. That is what I try to do in the show. When I get people up on the stage to play games or to get raffle prizes, I love how they get cheered for and that is when I hope they experience a wee whisper of that love and encouragement that I got at the Jubilee!
GJ: In 10 seconds or less, name your favorite:
DL: Book – I don’t read all that much, but when I do, I like it to be about people’s real lives. What do they call them? Automobograhpies
Song – “Slow Hand” by the Pointer Sisters. It is great to get the night started.
Color – Gingham - Is that a color?
Movie – Anything where someone kicks some butt for being wronged.
Play - I loved that “Avenue Q” where those puppets were getting busy in the bedroom.
Car – 1977 Corvette, just cause it reminds me of that movie “Corvette Summer”
Clothing Item – A really kicky pair of shoes. I can’t help it. I’m a woman. We all have a weakness for shoes, right?
City – I really love Denver, but my heart will always be in Mobile, Alabama.
Accessory – I love to run with my iPod. Now I don’t have to carry cassette tapes in my pocket
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